These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
You know who your friends are
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
When life gives you lemons, use the lemon seeds to grow a lemon orchard. Build for yourself a thriving lemon production business. Create a new, lemon-based economy, and shun those who refuse to accept lemons in trade. Become supreme overlord of all lemons.
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
today i was in the emergency room for a concussion and the nurse asked me when my last period was and i thought about it and replied “5th period physics”
i wish my parents pushed me into becoming a teen pop sensation so i could be partying with Rihanna instead of worrying about my grades
OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING.
HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED.
HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS JOKES FOR THREE YEARS
LETS DISCUSS THIS
SOMEONE PUT THESE BY THE STAIRS AT MY SCHOOL
in english today a girl asked me how i put on makeup with my glasses on and i said ‘i take them off’ and she looked at me like