"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"
step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
hanging out with your best friend more like
Dear Chocolate Factory People, you forgot.
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak
walking past your crush
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.